My latest article is up for Sportsnet, looking at the first game of the Mariner era, desperately searching for and failing to find signs of positive change. A terrible start, sloppy defence and individual errors led to early goals, then we eventually looked good when the opprosition took their foot off the gas. Same old, same old.

It's a bit more of a professional environment over at Sportsnet, but if I'd written that to post here, I would have ended it with a reluctant, depressed and self loathing link to this. What's that whistling sound? Why, it's Axl Rose.